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[03 Oct 2005|09:56pm]
i could really go for a pussy dick sandwich right now.

i'm a horny young chap right now. i think i'm going to go jerk off in nathanne's shoes.

i've found some awesome porn online and its gotten me all "inspired"
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[03 Oct 2005|09:45pm]
hello there chaps.
its sir bobby here. but you knew that. what would you expect reading my journal?

i have been without a computer for quite some time now, and infact forgot all about livejournals.

you see i am between lovers at the moment, so i have no one to sponge off of. right now i've snuck into jeno's house (she is sleeping i believe) and have hijacked her computer.

i'm going to look up porn now.
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doherty crazed [17 Dec 2004|04:02pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

http://www.muchmusic.com/music/artists/bio.asp?artist=685


“On the off-chance that you're listening, thought you'd might like to know you broke my heart”.

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Yes, I play the piano. [12 Dec 2004|07:20pm]
[ mood | hot ]

I'm watching that show, 'Brainiest Kids' Or whatever it's called. FUCKING HiLARiOUS, I mostly like the pretentious ones. Always looking down on the woman who hosts the show. I need a drink. I've been thirsty all day because it's so hot. Thirsty for loving. I've mostly been living the fatmanslife, that is, lying around all day until I have to work. Fuck work, I think I'd like to go on the dole, but that never works well, I mean, I need the fuel for the Vespa, dig? But I like my job, but I hate it when little kids run around the edges of the pool, man they make me feel like I'm loosing my hair. Ok must indulge in some more business related affairs.

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My Lady and I... [12 Dec 2004|07:13pm]
[ mood | quixotic ]

My lady and I

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Bobbys going cruising for some FRiENDERiNO'S! [10 Dec 2004|10:05pm]
[ mood | experiencing some itching. ]

Today started like any other day, I awoke to an erection and the fear of losing my penis in a freak accident. However as always this subsided. I walked on. Went to do some work experience at NETOPIA, work experience meaning, I went in, drank 5 V's and surfed the internet. And stumbled upon this ungodly site, where I, Sir Robert M. Biscotti will record his adventures and deepest, wettest secrets.

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